April Fools!

JSConf Canceled After Somalian Scam

It is with a heavy heart that have to post this note, but we felt like we had to do it as soon as possible. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we have to cancel JSConf US for 2010. We do not have the funds to return ticket prices to attendees.

Exclusive: Canon DSLR video goes RAW!!

New firmware will be released imminently for every camera from the Rebel T1i/ 500D through to the 1DmkiV giving it the much desired RAW recording on the memory cards.

Man arrested at LHC claims he's from the future

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

Google is going nuclear

Google has acquired a company that has created a new process for highly efficient isotope separation, we’ve confirmed from multiple sources. The primary use of this technology, say experts we’ve spoken with, is uranium enrichment.

Google to open SEO agency called Google SEO

Google is planning on opening an SEO agency that can guarantee top rankings because they know the Google algorithm. This would essentially put many SEO agencies out of business because nobody could compete with that!

iCade: the iPad Arcade Cabinet Announced!

Knowing that many of our loyal geeky customers would eventually get their retractable claws on an iPad at some point, we knew we needed to take it to the next level. What cool things could we do with it?

Atomic Bicycle Light

I'd like to introduce our new line of minimalist bike lights. The prototype shown below utilizes a standard CR2032 watch battery, but production models will utilize liquid metal nuclear batteries.

HeatSync Labs Builds Particle Accelerator

Particle accelerator proposed for New Mexico, Hello Kitty theme'd, Renamed to MeowMeowBot Labs, and Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A for a surprise!

Phoenix Suns game jerseys to be sponsored by Annexus

The Phoenix Suns plan to enter in a sponsorship with Annexus calling for the Annexus name to be featured on the front of the team's game jerseys, much like the sponsorship agreement between LifeLock and the Phoenix Mercury.